kenezbian:

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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(Source: emptythreads)

sylvehun:

holy shit

whynotkillthemessenger:

when a bird wakes me up in the morning

(Source: ridiculerobin)

officialjamesfranco:

why is this in black and white did lilo kill this girl

willgrahyum:

look at this picture of hugh dancy with a dog

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

(Source: joydick)

How to have sex

Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger

foodnun:

OMG

(Source: gimmespencer)

nargles-and-bow-ties:

The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

(Source: lookatthelights)